batreaux: during a relationship , when is the appropriate time to watermark someone so someone doesn’t steal them?
annualpatsmear: if you don’t like Kanye there’s a 50% chance you’re Amber Rose and a 100% chance you’ve actually never listened to him
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita Von Teese (via lykereally)
alice-unchained: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
do you ever get the urge that you really want to be friends with someone like you see them and you just KNOW you’d get on with them but instead you just watch them live from a distance